theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via atrashedtemple)


Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

(via lib3rac3)

locked-in-the-storage-closet:

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT THANK YOU 

(via lib3rac3)

asker

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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"I just love bowls so much" [x]

(via atrashedtemple)

lyxdelsic:

OK SO LOOK AT THIS. THRANDUIL WAS WEARING HIS “KING” CROWN, NOT HIS BATTLE CROWN, WHICH IS THIS ONE

WHICH MEANS HE HAD NO INTENTION OF FIGHTING
SO THIS BITCH ASS ELF KING MARCHED HIS ENTIRE ARMY OVER TO EREBOR JUST TO MAKE A SHOW OF TURNING BACK
WHAT A FUCKIGN DIVA

lyxdelsic:

OK SO LOOK AT THIS. THRANDUIL WAS WEARING HIS “KING” CROWN, NOT HIS BATTLE CROWN, WHICH IS THIS ONE

WHICH MEANS HE HAD NO INTENTION OF FIGHTING

SO THIS BITCH ASS ELF KING MARCHED HIS ENTIRE ARMY OVER TO EREBOR JUST TO MAKE A SHOW OF TURNING BACK

WHAT A FUCKIGN DIVA

(via andyxy)

hopelesslyyoursalabama:

lucretiamott:

Cutest henchman to a demonic power hungry Russian mystic ever

Anastasia is the BEST.

(via romancingthelookyloos)

jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

(via thechildofstyle)

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

(via greytintedworld)

pristiqdelusions:

pizzaboywhorehouse:

#vicious

Next week, on Untucked

(via dimegaphoned)

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Evolution of the Pokémon crime organizations.

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Evolution of the Pokémon crime organizations.

(via keyblade-maester)

sp1rit:

awwww-cute:

The cutest Hobbit in the Shire

I WANT TO CRY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

sp1rit:

awwww-cute:

The cutest Hobbit in the Shire

I WANT TO CRY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

(via keyblade-maester)

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

(via keyblade-maester)